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See my response below this, and his response to at the end.

Fruits and nuts people, fruits and nuts.

On Sun, Feb 27, 2011 at 1:56 AM, Daniel Bender wrote:
To all my fellow members of this group I would like to share some information and a call to action to you. I have learned many disturbing details of the future of this country. I will not cover them here as I am sure most of you know these same details. However while I would like to believe and will continue to work towards a change in the political landscape of this country I feel the there are signs that we may have no choice but to stand and defend ourselves and our freedoms before Obama leaves office. That is why I am taking my military experience and starting the Northern Indiana Constitutional Militia Corp. Anybody is open to join this Militia except for extreme cases of criminal backgrounds. This will be a highly organized and disciplined militia as we are forming in order to defend our great country and not fall into a Hitler like state. Understand that this will be a 100% legal militia so those that have criminal actions in mind need not apply. As I am allowing every capable person to join I am in special need of Veterans to join. This militia will be conducting training to prepare everyone for the worst scenario or war so my need for Veterans is for the purposes of training those that have no formal training. I will also need support troops in non combative fields like medical and feeding the troops so if you feel you are incapable of fighting then you might consider joining for these purposes. One thing everybody must be open to which is a condition under which you will be brought into the militia is you must raise your right and in front of the U.S. flag and take the very oath that us veterans have taken. If you would like to see the brochure I have made I have attached it as well as my business card. Feel free to print them out on your own and pass them around. This support would be greatly appreciated as well. Anybody interested should contact me at either (260) 749-6983 or NICMFounder@yahoo.com

My response:

I have tin foil hats for sale. Maybe you can hook up with David Roach?

His response by:

Tin Foil hats what are those the ones the the military calls steel pans and who is David Roach. Any help is greatly appreciated.

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On Social Security, retired Air Force veteran Frank Viscido made his weekly trip from his home in Largo to the Religious Community Services Food Bank in Clearwater for free food, The St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported.

Viscido was given the can labeled, “Senior Holistic Superfood” by a volunteer who noticed he wanted products for better health, the newspaper reported Friday.

“You’re a senior. This ought to be good for you,” Viscido remembered the man saying.

“Looked good,” said the grandfather of four.

The label boasted glucosamine, beta carotene, vitamins and anti-oxidants for “sharp vision, strong Immune System, joint health.”

Sounds good so far, right?

And on the front of the can, “Healthy skin…and coat.” “Superfoods every dog needs.”

Arf…

Headline shamelessly stolen from FARK

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Okay, it’s actually a movie being shot.

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If you’re a PC and intend on voting for Bob Thomas, report at Trier Ford Lincoln Mercury, 502 S. Main Street, Columbia City, IN at 10:00 a.m. You’ll get to test drive the new Ford Mustang and spend some quality time with Bob.

If you’re a PC and intend on voting for Bob Morris, start at Maplecrest and Monarch street, (map link) and follow the “What about Bob” stickers, illegally placed on the backs of streets signs to get to your location. Given the high number of stickers, you are advised to show up by 7:00 am.

If you are voting for Mike Foster, report to the Allen County Sheriff’s Reserve, 3022 Easterday Road, Fort Wayne, IN by 8:52 a.m. K-9 units will lead you to your final destination.

If Greg Dickman is your man, report to the Allen County Bar Association, 924 South Calhoun Street Fort Wayne, IN 46802. A lawyer will meet you there with instructions.

If you’re a Borror person, you will have to get up early and meet at Matt Bell’s house. Matt’s serving up Randy’s famous “Bailout Biscuits and Gravy,” and will have a discussion on HB 1604 before you find out where you’re meeting to vote. Be there by 6:00 a.m. and have a donation ready.

If Ryan Elijah is who you plan on voting for, come to 3401 Butler Road, Fort Wayne, IN. Ryan will address you, his viewers, on where to go from there. Meeting time is 11:52 a.m. and free face makeup is available.

For the John Schomburg supporters, meet at the IPFW School of Nursing, 4133 Hobson Road, Fort Wayne at 4:00 a.m. Free circumcisions will be available, with orange juice and English muffins.

If you’re a Stutzman supporter, meet at the Smith Field Hanger at 6520 Lima Road, Fort Wayne by 9:33 a.m. for a free airplane ride to the caucus.

Supporting Liz Brown? Meet on the 9th floor of the city country building at 9:00 a.m. for a presentation by Allen County Commissioner Bill Brown on, “What Brown can do for you.”

If you like Wes Culver, stay home. No just kidding. Kind of lost my creative juice on this one.

If Rachel Grubb is your gal, stay home. Seriously.

Like Richard Thonert? Meet at the Indiana Supreme Court, 30 South Meridian Street Indianapolis, IN 46204 for a brief on proper conduct of an attorney.

Yeah, I know I left a few, I have things to do. This is just tongue-in-cheek, and was inspired by John McGauley’s post of Facebook, see below.

Top 10 OTHER Things that Could Disrupt the 3rd District Republican Congressional Caucus

10.) Two hour delay caused by hell freezing over.

9.) Facebook message from Mark Souder telling everyone “The party’s at my house!”

8.) Mass distraction caused by unannounced return of good Saturday morning cartoons.

7.) Pre-caucus setup is being coordinated by BP.

6.) Swarm of locusts stranded in Whitley County by baggage handlers strike.

5.) State of Indiana accidentally sold U.S. 30 to a foreign conglomerate.

4.) Stutzman sends Borror, Brown and Elijah voters free tickets to a Saturday morning cookout at the Shipshewana flea market.

3.) Abundance of “What About Bob?” stickers on road and street signs makes it impossible to find the school.

2.) TSA agents at the door aggressively screening voters for “suspicious” coffee and donuts.

1.) Sarah Palin unveils line of sleeveless “First Dude” t-shirts at Columbia City Wal-Mart.

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