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Welcome to a new way to pass responsibility on to someone else! Now you can actually have us dump your boyfriend/girlfriend and take the guilt off of you.Are you cheating on someone, are you bored with someone, or maybe you just want to get out and can’t find the words?
Then how about iDUMP4U?
Simply click the link below and you will be taken to a registration page with information that you fill out about you (dumper) and the person you wish to dump (the dumpee). Just tell us why you want to dump this person, and we will do the rest! Please make sure to be as detailed as possible. This not only makes it easier for you, but it also is very helpful to a possible “Habitual Dumpee.”
Studies have shown that 9 times out of 10, the typical “It’s not you, it’s me” approach can lead to a history of several more dumpings. Why not help the person you are dumping as well as helping yourself! Then you go away with not only a free life but also that sort of “Pay it Forward” type feeling that you can only get from Helen Hunt.
iDUMP4U will also record the audio of the dumping, and after editing out any information that could jeopardize a person’s safety, we will place it on our YouTUBE site! Then others can have joy in hearing someone else getting dumped and maybe save themselves from the same fate!
PRICING
$10 Basic Breakup- We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.$25 Engagement Breakoff – Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiance/fiancee, we recommend you do however.
$50 Divorce Call- Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc .. but we can do it for you as well.
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Cowardly, disrespectful, moronic fools! Wow, as a man I would be ticked to know there are guys out there making it harder for you to find a good woman cause as the woman I am I just add this to the list of reasons of why I won't date. Another case of people being abusive to people in a not so subtle way. As for the girls who use this they are just that 'girls' they will never evolve to 'womanhood' mentally or emotionally. Hopefully there is a website out there for the dumpees to post all they know about their cowardly exs!
Hey now, have you listened to this service at all? any recordings? For starters it's hilarious. Second, Bradley provides the dumpee with legitimate reasons givin by the dumper. They are not bad reasons either. Most reasons are not something one would willingly want to confront a significant other with. Have you ever had to break up with someone who was driving you crazy, or was certifiable? It sucks. This site provides a legitimate useful service. If a girl dumped me using idump4u.com I wouldn't even be that upset. Bradley is funny as hell, breakups happen this is just a creative way to do it. A genius way to make money I might add…. Thank you Bradley and those at idump4u.com for providing such a service and entertaining me with your youtube channel.
sure sure, this is "why" you wont date. i see, i see. has nothing to do with being an a repulsive uggo.
jeez… relax
lmao, im sorry but this stuff is great, the guy that does these Bradly, you are one funny dude..
There is more females using this service than males. Go get yourself a tampon and STFU
This is a very legitimate way to dump someone. Most of these relationships are pathetic anyways, so calm your ass down Sarah M. You were probably one of the stupid chicks that got dumped by your boyfriend via Bradly. By the way Bradly, you are one funny son of a bitch. Keep it up, my friend.
You know, people have been known to commit suicide based on breakups. What would this guy do if he came in contact with a suicidal person? He has no idea where they're located, and so he can't contact the police.
This is dangerous.
I agree with the person above ,as" funny" as it is this is peoples lives and those of you defending it are pathetic…I hope somebody sues the shit out of this guy for taping and rebroadcasting it without consent.
I agree with swanksta about it interfering in peoples lives without their permission and broadcasting without their permission. It’s stupid how Bradley says fast and quietly “this is being recorded” so the person can’t even hear it. I hope someone does sue the shit out of him.
In reply to Hooper, yeah, sure, I bet you wouldn’t be upset(blatant sarcasm). You say that now but lets see how you feel after he humiliates you into looking like a sissy little bitch on the web.
Now for those people who talking about “being an a repulsive uggo” or “buy a tampon and STFU:” you are just trash that needs to be taken out.
haha dave, your not the brightest.. he says "this is being recorded" HENCE he cannot be sued.. -facepalm-
there's like NO way someone will know its you.and it is funny, and sometimes upsetting. but it gets the point across, some people just cant take it…
dave, i feel that you have been broken up with via idump4u.com? lolz
i agree with your last comment.
Calm the **** down. People get broken up with. It's a fact of life. This is just another way to do so. And if you're not upset about being dumped in the first place, Bradley can't make a fool out of you. That only happens if you act like a total moron/psycho. The fact that he says "this call is being recorded" prevents him from being sued. It's completely legit, legal, and hilarious, might I add. So get those sticks out of your a**holes and get a sense of humor.
You know, there's an App for that!
BillionsOfBreakups on iTunes.
It's not exactly the same – no one calls your soon-to-be-ex – but it writes your breakup note for you and emails your not-so-sweetie. It's kind of awesome.
Wow, I feel the love here <3 Please, calm down people…