Join me and become ObAmish and avoid socialized healthcare
Posted by AWB in Health & Education, ObamaI’m thinking about starting a new religious sect and calling it ObAmish.
If you’re ObAmish, you can keep your car, keep your zippers, lawn mower, and other modern conveniences. Instead of a German dialect, we’ll all speak Boston English and then we can sound just like Teddy Kennedy. Also, no Spanish language will be allowed, only English.
Instead of a horse and buggy, you must drive a big-ass gas sucking SUV. No CFL light bulbs, only incandescent bulbs in your house. Since it’s okay for the Amish to buy clothes from Amish tailors, we’ll start calling Jacque Penne’ (J.C. Penny) our tailor.
Like the Amish, we’ll all live in a community, which we’ll call “The Burbs.”
Maybe then hopefully we can exempt ourselves from socialized healthcare like the Amish. So join me and become an ObAmish and lets put an end to this healthcare BS.
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Oky, today its your birthday, so a little sweetness and light, please. Forgiveness, understanding, compassion and love. I say love, brother. Have a happy birthday and if you are not doing anything later this evening I’ll buy you a glass of whine.
Dan:
Great idea…long past due (imho).
Plus, I can speak with BOTH a German AND Boston accent at the same time (not for the squeamish…or Pelosi)
Also, being a bit of Pennsylvania Dutch myself (Mom’s side), I can speak sentences in JUST the manner to assuage the fears of the gov’t and convince them that we’re not lying to them…
“Toss mother from the train a kiss” for example.
AND…I still drive an ALL BLACK CAR…(per-fect), plus I like those damn suspenders so much.
Now, where in Hades name is that ELECTRIC AMISH tape I used to have???
Sign me up, Boss!