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Oct 28 2009

Walmart: Keeping you a customer even after you die

Posted by AWB in Uncategorized

You really have to hand it to the marketers over at Walmart, and I bet this has the funeral homes rolling over in their checkbooks.

You can now pick from a wonderful assortment of caskets from Walmart, but only online. Here’s their most pricey option.

walmart casket

Shipping is only $99.00, what a bargain! And it’s delivered right to your home. On a budget? They have several models for $999, click here.

So when Auntie Em or Uncle Horatio kick the can with little left in the bank account, you can count on Walmart to help you out.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 at 5:59 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Walmart: Keeping you a customer even after you die”

Bob G. says:

October 29, 2009 at 8:47 am

Dan:
What?
No SMILEY FACE for lower prices???
WTF???

(I’ll bet the HEARSE has one…on the HOOD)
Charles Langley says:

October 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm

I love how this is located under the category of “For the Home”!

Too funny!

Maybe my students are right, you CAN buy anything at Walmart.

I stood strong and said, Almost, you still can’t buy rocket fuel there.

Charles

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