Obama or McCain?
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Two Russian long-range bombers capable of carrying nuclear weapons will return to base from Venezuela in four days, the Russian Air Force was quoted by Interfax news agency as saying on Thursday.
The bombers, known in the West by the NATO codename “blackjacks,” were not carrying nuclear weapons during the flight to South America and will return to Russia on September 15, Russian Air Force commander Vladimir Drik told Interfax.
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Dateline Washington February 1, 2009
Following the announcement that Russia had landed two aircraft in South America, President McCain issued the following statement.
“We are sending the National Guard to remove the corrupt administration of the Bahamas. We have verified information that Al Quida has brought weapons of mass distruction into the Western Hemisphere”.
Shortly after reading his prepaired statement President McCain left for his monthly vacation on his campaign managers private aircraft carrier.
Oh yes here is Obama addressing the nation
“Hi everyone.
Hay, I got a called from Joe, you know the guy I put in charge of calling all the shots on that stuff that happens outside our boarders, about a small issue.
He told me our new secret radar system in Alaska picked up two Russian bombers leaving Russia. What is cool, is Joe told me they picked them up 1000 feet off the ground. Is that not neat?
Well Joe said that because they where headed toward Alaska air space that he approved scrambling four jets from the airbase up there. I had no idea we had one up there. I also wonderred why he would do such a thing and waste jet fuel. But he did, and I told him it was OK this time but not to do it again.
These jets shadowed them until some other jets picked them up that are out of Washington state. Then some planes from a California airbase picket them up until they flew on south.
What is cool is they had no idea we where putting the shadow on them because we got this new toy on the planes so they can’t see them.
Being the President I called Russia and asked them what where the bombers doing. See, that is my job as President. The guy they connected me with said they where testing the jets for fuel milage. I told him that was cool and to let us know how it goes.
Hay, so if you people on the west coast see any Russian bombers is not to worry, they are just doing some tests on fuel milage.
I am out of here and got a basketball game to play.
Obama has already admitted to wanting to be, essentially, the next Neville Chamberlain.
So where is President Bush during all this, you throw around hypotheticals about the next possible President but the reality is W. is letting them run around.!!