Attention Indiana Wal*Mart fat-ass shoppers…
Big Johnâ„¢ Toilet Seat – White
This unique, ergonomic design features a contoured, 1,200-pound capacity seat larger than any other toilet seat in the world. The universal design works with any round or elongated toilet. Features include heavy-duty construction formed from solid, high-density anti-microbial epoxy resin, stainless steel hinges and wide, non-slip bumpers to prevent lateral sliding. Height 2-3/8″. Limited lifetime manufacturer warranty. Shipping weight: 21 lbs. Item #X1327.
And right now you can buy it for the low-low price of only $124.95
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ROFLMAO…!
Now THAT is topical…AND funny as hell!
Only problem…the SEAT will hold the girth, but what about the PORCELAN bowl underneath???
Gonna need some MAJOR redesign as well…and then there’s “uplanking” to the floor beneath….it IS an engineer’s dream, or is that a nightmare?
B.G.
But is it a true 3-gallon flusher or one of those 1 gallon flushers that require a triple flush every time guys drop a deuce?