Comments on: Fort Wayne Pervert makes the Smoking Gun

By: Bob G.

Bob G. — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:43:07 +0000

Phil:
Then sideshow attractions like Mr “happy tools” would use a SCREWDRIVER (ouch), or a BROOMSTICK (really ouch) w/ VEGETABLE oil.
(amazing how he doesn’t show up on the sex offender registry either)

And remember that when it comes to weird $hit on the SOUTH EAST side…it’s all about “perception”!
Ask Glynn Hines…or the FWPD…LOL!

By: Phil Marx

Phil Marx — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:36:10 +0000

You see Bob, it’s things like this that give our part of town a bad name. I propose a law banning hammers, and motor oil, to help put a stop to this kind of activity.

By: Bob G.

Bob G. — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:55:28 +0000

Make some interesting conclusions though about those motor oil adverts…
Like:
“Does he need a SYNTHETIC oil to prevent “wear and tear”?
“How about a HIGH-MILEAGE oil”?
“How about an oil engineered for OLDER engines”?
“What about a high-PERFORMANCE oil”?

I mean I don’t give a damn what you do BEHIND closed doors, but c’mon now…with the CURTAINS & DOOR OPEN????

Then again, it IS the SOUTHSIDE…aka the “freakshow”!

By: Phil Marx

Phil Marx — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:52:15 +0000

Well, we have a local Judge who is a drunk driver, and we have another who creates disturbances in other Judges courtroms. It seems like we have all kinds of clowns on the bench. Maybe this guy will get the Judge who likes to stick tools up his rectum and will therefore pass a lenient sentence out of sympathy.

By: tim zank

tim zank — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:36:59 +0000

I trust his sentence will “hammer home” the error of his ways.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:25:53 +0000

Oh, my.