Here is a little test that will help you decide…
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus, and get professional cooking advice today.
Republican’s Answer
BANG!
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Redneck’s Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?â€
Son: “You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?â€
Wife: “You are *not* taking that to the taxidermist!â€
Hat tip: Phil Marx 
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“Nah…they were Federal X-Treme +P+ FMJs!”
You forgot the (kick, kick, kick) into the sides of this jerk WHILE I was reloading.
And yes kids…you CAN poke him with a stick!
Now THAT’S entertainment!
((For further firearms “tips”-
refer to the PA-IN Eruditon post of 24 January))
Remember..shoot safely and enjoy your SPORT!
B.G.
(kudos to Phil & Dan)
Love it!
Gold Dot .380
FMJ’s? C’mon Bob, you know your firearms better than that! No one worth his gunpowder carries anything less than a JHP, but I like your predilection toward high velocity rounds! LOL Have a great day!
Glock 40….. Give me a break. If it ain’t a 1911 it ain’t a gun!
Ahh, the 1911…in the hands of a properly trained shooter, there’s not a finer combat handgun in the world. While the Glock is pretty well idiot-proof, the 1911 is a true work of art, especially the newer Kimbers, etc.
Jim:
Yeah, I know…but they were ON SALE!
(so were the SHOTSHELL pistol rds)
B.G.
(personally uses Federal HYDRA-SHOK JHPs…Jim’s smiling again)
Hrrmm, as a pacifist and a gay man- I would still have no choice but to shoot his sorry *** back across the desert. Then as a kin to my office of priesthood- perform last rights, and bury his body. But alas, because I am a ghetto redneck queen- just because he tried to attack my kid, I would bury his carcass just on the other side of my cousin Rieff’s pig stall.
No seventy two virgins for him, lol.