Then again so is Sheryl Crow, sans the fat. So here comes Crow with this suggestion:

Sheryl said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

She’s obviously never been in a bathroom when a guy takes a dump. Or, how about a 5 year-old? Hell when my kids were five they could go through a half-roll and still leave skid marks behind. Who the hell is she kidding with this “one square” bullsh*t?

Crow: “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”  Even the ultra left-wing Rosie couldn’t take a pass.

According to an item on TMZ.Com Rosie used her platform as the boss of ‘The View’ on ABC to ask to Sheryl Crow: “Have You Seen My Ass?”  Sorry – hope you aren’t eating.  Barbara Walters chimed in and was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow’s helpful suggestions.

Hahahahaha.. well, I have seen Rosie’s ass and it still gives me nightmares but I would guess that she’s maybe a quarter-roll asswipe. This is the only *funny thing* I’ve heard out of her mouth to-date.

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins “represent the height of wastefulness”.

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a “dining sleeve”.

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve” after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

Or blow snot from their nose.. sheesh. How can people honestly (hey Charlotte) take this leftard environmentalist movement seriously when you have whack-jobs like Crow spouting off this kind of crap?

As one Blog commenter put it:

Perhaps Ms. Crow could use this idea. Instead of using dishes and silverware that would have to be washed, we could all just eat with our hands like they did back in the good old days before SUVs. We could also be like “real musicians” and only bathe 4 times a year.

Yeah right.. and I say let’s install corn cobs at Memorial Stadium.

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