I started off my 2007 St Patrick’s Day attending a campaign meeting for Kelty for Mayor.

I met some great people and I can honestly say that the folks at Kelty for Mayor have their act together; and that’s all I’m going to say about that.

After I left I moved around the southwest portion of town placing Kelty signs here and there ending up at O’Sullivan’s for a bit-o-Irish stew and a beer.

The place was of course packed and I saw several people I had not see in years. The crowd was basically obeying the law since it was pretty damn early in the day. While talking to an old friend I did watch the sole bag piper jump up on the bar. He was trying to retrieve his bagpipes which were above the heating duct work and lost his balance. He fell off the bar right into three bartenders, one of which (Doug) is a fairly good sized guy and was saved from cracking his skull open like an egg as they miraculously grabbed him in mid-air.

I had to leave after a short while to march in the world’s shortest St Patrick’s Day parade at the Deer Park Lodge (story coming later tonight tomorrow) and upon exiting the front door found a line of people with cell phones in hand taking pictures of this guy - passed out. Oh, and he had pissed his pants.

Officer Bonar was nowhere in sight.

Posted by AWB

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