I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
– Will Rogers
Our host, the proprietor of this fine muckraking establishment, has been standing in the wings for months now awaiting an answer from the Allen County Prosecutor on just who is running around the south end of town shooting at attorneys.
That said, the cowboy and attorneys game did seem to come an an abrupt end …. imagine that.
But without any arrests?
And thus without any prosecutions?
Who has failed us, Detective Columbo or Jack McCoy?
The police or the local prosecutor?
Looks to be the police, since no arrest has ever been made?
More from The Fort’s original AWB right here: Note the tipline ….. someone needs to let Turkette know when he can come out of the wings on this one.